According to numerous “so called” experts, a UFO is an aerial phenomenon whose cause and source is not immediately known to the observer. But the truth is that, UFOs are unidentified flying objects that are spotted by hallucinating drunkards or cheap attention seekers. Ironically, though, the term UFO was first coined by the U.S. Air Force.
who defined it as an object that remained unidentified after enormous amount of research by accomplished investigators.
Numerous sightings of UFOs have been reported in the last 70 years. This was after a private pilot named Kenneth Arnold reported that he has seen a UFO which was shaped like a crescent. He had seen a series of peculiar looking flying objects near Mt. Rainier in the state of Washington. But the biggest mistake people made while believing him was that they overlooked the fact about him being a businessman in addition to being a pilot. He was trying to sell some baloney and just had that “first in the market” advantage. There are only two other possibilities about him seeing those UFOs. Either he was seriously drunk or he was trying to poop while flying and the lack of proper space made him hallucinate. But he looked to be smart enough, so let’s not consider the last two possibilities.
The impact that this infamous incident had on the people was profound. The world was divided into two kinds of people; the ones who believed that UFOs existed and came up with stories about them and the ones who knew they didn’t exist but still capitalized on the situation and went on to make careers out of it. The Air Force of many countries such as Brazil, Uruguay, France, USA, Sweden, etc. started investigating the matter. But the truth is that the all the countries needed a department in their Air Force which housed mentally challenged people who thought that they were contributing to their countries’ welfare. France and Uruguay liked the idea so much that their investigation is still going on.
Some mad analysts went to the extreme to prove that UFOs exist. They said that UFOs have a launch pad in the Mariana Trench and have various gas stations in the Bermuda Triangle of Bermuda, Florida and Puerto Rico. To know that aliens have their own base on your land is annoying to the core, right? This demands constant vigilance so that the aliens don’t infiltrate Cuba or Haiti and worsen the already pathetic conditions there.
So all in all, Sir Winston Churchill looks to be the only sensible man of his times. According to recently released reports, the former British Prime Minister had banned the reporting of UFO sightings because of “the panic they caused amongst the masses”. Well, he only got one word wrong there; “panic”. You see, people didn’t panic when they heard about UFO sightings; they got turned on. They started believing that they could have kids with aliens and create mutant babies. So the prime minister was just saving them from going insane with time.
The conclusion of this extremely informative article is that UFOs are things that are seen by people when they are either too drunk to remain sane or when they have very little space to excrete. And remember, any person who comes and tells you that he or she has seen a UFO is either a very smart businessman or a junkie.